David Cameron’s only achievement in office? Watching Andy Murray triumph at Wimbledon.
My reaction following Andy Murray’s triumph at Wimbledon? Denouncing Djokovic as a door mat and retreating to the arms of my therapist, FIFA.
Thoughts on this year’s Wimbledon champions? They deserve each other.
Wasn’t the whole fortnight a heartwarming affair? What with the fairytale win for an outsider on one hand, and the realization of a long cherished dream for a man and an entire nation on the other? *crickets chirping*
The lesson learnt from the evening? Keep your head down and mind your own shit. While expending time on things beyond your control is dubious in itself, expending emotion on top of that is downright sinful.
How long will I keep this wise lesson at the front of my mind? Till about July 10th.
Time taken to write this post? 6 minutes.